I don’t know about you, but I scored a 3 out of 27. I guess I’m still a kid! What’s your score???

Signs That You Are No Longer A Kid

• 1. Your back goes out more than you do.
• 2. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
• 3. You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
• 4. You are proud of your lawn mower.
• 5. Your best friend is dating someone half their age…and isn’t breaking any laws.
• 6. Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
• 7. You sing along with the elevator music.
• 8. You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
• 9. You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
• 10. You enjoy hearing about other people’s operations.
• 11. You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
• 12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
• 13. Neighbors borrow your tools.
• 14. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you?”
• 15. You have a dream about prunes.
• 16. You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re dead.
• 17. You answer a question with, “because I said so!”
• 18. You send money to PBS
• 19. The end of your tie doesn’t come anywhere near the top of your pants.
• 20. You take a metal detector to the beach.
• 21. You wear black socks with sandals.
• 22. You know what the word “equity” means.
• 23. You can’t remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.
• 24. Your ears are getting hairier than your head.
• 25. You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
• 26. You got cable for the weather channel. (”Old Folks MTV.”)
• 27. You have a party and the neighbors don’t even realize it.