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Sunday, March 05th, 2006 | Author: Brian Stevenson

If everything is coming your way, then you’re in the wrong lane.

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Friday, February 24th, 2006 | Author: Brian Stevenson

I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.

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Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006 | Author: Brian Stevenson

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

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Thursday, February 16th, 2006 | Author: Brian Stevenson

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

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Saturday, February 11th, 2006 | Author: Brian Stevenson

Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

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