One Liners

Everything coming your way

If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Multitasking means screwing up several things at once.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.