Brian Stevenson's Twitter
If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Multitasking means screwing up several things at once.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.